As the historian George Fels referenced in an article for Billiards Digest, some celebrities aren’t just acting…they really can shoot a mean game of pool: James Caan (Cinderella Liberty). Jerry Orbach (Law & Order). Montgomery Clift (A Place in the Sun). Don Adams (Get Smart – “Dead Spy Scrawls”). Fred Astaire. W.C. Fields (Pool Sharks). Jack Klugman (Twilight Zone – “A Game of Pool”).
To that esteemed list, we must add Tony Danza, the star of the Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award-winning sitcom Who’s the Boss? Running from 1984-1992, the series featured Danza as retired and widowed major league baseball player Tony Micelli, who relocates to suburban Connecticut and gets a job as a live-in housekeeper for divorced advertising executive Angela Bower (Judith Light).
As we learn in the 1988 Season 4 Who’s the Boss? episode, “The Two Tonys,” Tony can not only play baseball, but also shoot billiards. The set-up is that Tony takes to Angela to Marty’s Melody Room for a particular dining experience, when he runs into Darlene, an old flame, who has since married another Tony. This second Tony (‘Tony 2’) has lived in the shadow of Tony Micelli ever since. “I’ve been chasing the myth,” says Tony 2.
Attempting to debunk Tony, Tony 2 challenges him to a 100-point game of straight pool. Tony, allegedly an exceptional pool player, acquiesces to Angela’s request that he “throw the game,” an idea verboten in Tony’s competitive world, so that Tony 2’s ego won’t be further damaged.
The match starts off reasonably well, with Tony winning Angela’s appreciation as he intentionally flubs shots. (“What you’re doing is for the greater good,” Angela says to Tony. He replies, “Yeah, they’re going to name a church after me.”) But, as Tony 2 creeps closer to victory, his taunts and braggadocio get more extreme. (“You need to clean this table and the next one. Of course, all that cleaning shouldn’t be too difficult for a housekeeper.”)
Eventually, and staring at a 21-point deficit, Tony can no longer constrain his skill or contain his anger. Chalking up to George Thorogood’s billiards anthem “Bad to the Bone” (which, of course, featured pool god Willie Mosconi in the memorable music video), Tony goes on a streak, pocketing one ball after another, until they are tied at 99 points. Tony is then faced with “an impossible [cut] shot” (in which the object ball is frozen on the middle of the far rail). He misses, giving Tony 2 an easy shot to win the game and walk out with his ego and wife in tow.
But, with Tony 2 gone, it is revealed that Tony actually threw the game (as originally instructed), for the shot was not impossible, as he proves moments later when he makes the exact same shot for Angela’s bemusement. Which brings us back to Tony Danza, who clearly knows enough about billiards, English, and backspin, to make the incredible (and very difficult) shot. Nice cut, Tony.
The full episode is shown here:
