Alas, not every film in the pool movie genre is like The Hustler.  On the other end of the spectrum — and I mean way far down the next block of the spectrum — is The Understudy: Graveyard Shift 2, a low-budget, straight-to-VHS vampire horror film from 1988.

Hard to follow and painful to watch, this sequel, by Canadian director Jerry Ciccoritti, is about a macho vampire named Baisez, who slowly seduces the cast and crew of Blood Lover, a movie about a vampire pool hustler named Apache Falco. This movie-within-a-movie is shot in a pool hall, and from the opening scene zeroing in on a spill of blood being wiped away, we know this won’t be any ordinary game of billiards.  As the movie insufferably trods along, we continually return to this pool hall setting, where the actors struggle to correctly hold cue sticks, and where the lead actress is seduced on a pool table.  As Baisez gains power and finds a corporeal form, he apparently becomes blessed with Mosconi-like pool prowess and the ability to make gunfire-loud pool shots.  The film concludes with a winner-takes-all billiards match, and perhaps the film’s sole silver lining, a decapitation by pool stick.  Now that’s something you don’t see every day in a billiards movie.

Amazingly, The Understudy: Graveyard Shift 2 is not the only billiards movie to focus on vampires.  In a previous blog, I discussed the far-better vampire pool musical Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire. The late ’80s television show Monsters also featured pool in an episode entitled “Pool Sharks.” But, that’s a post for another day…

The Understudy: Graveyard Shift 2 is difficult to find, except for VHS.