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A Century Ago: Billiards Mad, A Game of Pool, and Pool Sharks

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It has been more than a century since the first pool movie was filmed.  While some billiard enthusiasts credit the 1915 short Pool Sharks with originating the pool movie genre, the true trailblazer is Frank Wilson’s Billiards Mad, an English comedic short filmed in 1912 in which a man dreams he plays billiards in unlikely places.  Wilson was a prolific director, making more than 250 shorts between 1910 and 1920. Unfortunately, little appears to be known about Billiards Mad, and, to my knowledge, no copies are in distribution.

A year after Billiards Mad was released, the first American-made pool movie came out.  Wilfred Lucas’ silent comedy, A Game of Pool (also known as The Pool Shark) was released on August 7, 1913, as part of a split reel that also featured his film The Latest in Life Saving.  Here again, unfortunately, little seems to be known about this short, and, to my knowledge, no copies are in distribution.

Perhaps then it is no surprise that the film commonly deemed the “first pool movie” is the 10-minute silent movie Pool Sharks, released September 9, 1915.  This short is the acting and writing debut of William Claude Dunkenfield, better known as W.C. Fields, the legendary comedian, actor, juggler, poker player and billiards player.  Fortunately, this film is widely available online, as well as on DVD as part of the W.C. Fields “6 Short Films” Criterion Collection.

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The movie’s premise is simple:  two men are vying for the attention of a woman.  Their squabble moves from the outdoor picnic area to the indoor billiards room, where the men shoot a series of impossible trick shots, before the game turns into billiard-ball throwing mayhem. The film’s antics are classic W.C. Fields, though the pool, a mish-mash of stop-motion animation and prop tables, ironically does not show Fields playing pool, even though his biographers indicate he was an expert player, taught by hustlers and pros he met doing vaudeville.

Pool Sharks was not only an auspicious debut for Fields, but it was the precursor to films that featured far funnier pool scenes with his famous crooked cue stick.  Though neither his Six of a Kind (1934) nor The Big Broadcast of 1938 meet my purist definition of a billiards movie, they both, as shown below, include wonderfully humorous pool scenes with the crooked cue.  Enjoy and laugh out loud.

The Baltimore Bullet

It could have been so much better.

That’s my seven-word summary of The Baltimore Bullet, a 1980 billiards movie, directed by Robert Ellis Miller, that blatantly cribs from The Hustler, without providing any of that film’s richness and depth.

First, let’s start with the major league cast. The billiards movie stars impeccably-coifed tough guy James Coburn as Nick Casey (aka “The Baltimore Bullet”), past Oscar nominee Omar Sharif as “The Deacon” (the Minnesota Fats equivalent), and past Oscar nominee Ronee Blakley as Carolina Red. So why couldn’t this talented trio breathe life into this tepid film?

Next, let’s turn to the pool.  The opening sequence (shown below) of multiple trick shots, made by pool legend Mike Sigel, according to his official website, is off the hook. And Sigel is but one of nearly a dozen pool greats who appear in the film.  Others include Willie Mosconi, Steve Mizerak, Jimmie Mataya, Lou Butera, Irving D. Crane, Allen Hopkins, Pete Margo, Ray Martin, James Rempe, and Richie Florence.

 

 

On top of that, the movie is located in New Orleans (my favorite city of all time and where I spent countless evenings shooting stick), and features an extended funeral procession second line from the legendary Olympia Brass Band.

It should have been so much better.

Unfortunately, great cast + great pool players + great location does NOT make a great billiards movie. After the first 30 minutes, the film sags under its own weight of contrived subplots, including random gangsters, a moronic hitman, and a senseless romance.

Finally, the true kiss of death for this movie is the final scene.  Even amateur students of pool movies know it ends with the final showdown.  Think Fast Eddie Felson and the Fat Man (in The Hustler).   Think Mars Callahan and Ricky Schroder’s characters (in Poolhall Junkies). But, in this movie, after a rather drawn-out buildup to the final match between the Baltimore Bullet and the Deacon, the director glosses over the game.  He shows a few initial shots…and then — bam! — game over.  Talk about an epic table scratch.

It took me a while to locate “The Baltimore Bullet,” since it was not available as a DVD in the US and I wasn’t ready to buy it on VHS.  However, thanks to Gary Frerking, who responded to my question in the forum of VegasBilliardsBuzz.com, I found the entire movie accessible online at YouTube.   Enjoy!

Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire (Billiards Movie)

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A billiards movie that doesn’t tend to provoke much discussion among genre enthusiasts is Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire, a 1987 film from the UK that revolves around a snooker showdown between a cockney named Billy Kid and a seven-time world snooker champion who wears clip-on fangs and relaxes in a coffin named Maxwell Reardon, aka the Green Baize Vampire.  Given the two main protagonists are modeled on real-world legends Ray Reardon (whose nickname was “Dracula”) and Jimmy White, who battled it out in snooker championships in the early ’80s, it’s surprising few people talk up this film.

Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire - Billiards MovieOh, wait…did I mention this billiards movie is a musical?   For many, that may be just enough to make one put away their cue and call it a night.  But, before you do, consider:

  • If you ever enjoyed The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975), this billiards movie is a clear tribute, from its overall sheer camp to the tune sung over the final match, which resembles Dr. Frank-N-Furter singing in his laboratory, with the chorus overlooking from the balcony.
  • It’s composed by George Fenton, a 5-time Oscar-nominated composer for movies like Gandhi and Dangerous Liaisons.
  • It features songs such as “Kid to Break” and “Snooker (So Much More Than Just a Game),” and includes the memorable line, “Heaven’s covered in green baize!”  (I mean, really, what pool player out there could hope for anything more?)

Is it a good movie?  Meh. The acting is pretty bad, the characters are two-dimensional, and the overall production quality is cheap.  But, this could be said about many a great cult movie.  As one reviewer wrote, “it certainly is a strange and heady brew that will either find its way to your heart or utterly alienate you.” So, grab something potable of choice, get comfortable, and decide for yourself.  Let me know.

Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire - Billiards MovieFor those interested in watching Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire, it is available via Amazon Video On Demand.

Stickmen: A Gem in the Billiards Movie Genre

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One of the first billiards movies I discovered, thanks to a great list compiled by Billiards Boys, is Stickmen, a 2001 pool hustling movie from New Zealand.  Among billiards movie enthusiasts, this is a well-known gem. But, I had never heard of it.

Stickmen - Billiards MoviesThe basic premise is that a trio of fun-loving, wisecracking pool-playing mates unwittingly get pulled into an underground 8-ball doubles pool tournament run by “Daddy,” a nefarious hook-handed crime boss, to raise money in order to prevent a friend’s bar from having to sell his bar.

It’s not the most original plot, but director Hamish Rothwell has great fun with the movie, dialing up the speed, antics, and fast-talk, and introducing us to a supporting cast of memorable pool-players, including Caller, a pierced, bare-chested, crazy; the Men in Black (a duo of priests), and some lovely ladies. Any Guy Ritchie fan (e.g., Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels) will appreciate the emulative, albeit less serious, cinematic style. But, fans of Doug Liman’s Go or Tom Tykwer’s Run Lola Run may equally savor the adrenaline-pumping, ticking time-bomb linear narrative.

Unfortunately, while it’s a highly enjoyable pool movie, the pool cinematography is downright disappointing.  The billiards-playing lacks authenticity, there is a disappointing paucity of difficult pool shots, and to my knowledge, there are no notable cameos from professional players (as there will be in future movies I review).

For those interested in watching Stickmen, it’s widely available to purchase on DVD.

My Love of Billiards Movies Started with an Olhausen Pool Table

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It all started with an Olhausen pool table in a newly-renovated basement.  My new table was elegant, gorgeous…and completely uninviting in an otherwise barren room.  The recently painted walls screamed out for company.  But what would be appropriate? I certainly didn’t want cheesy posters or random artwork that didn’t fit elsewhere in the house.

Then it hit me.  Movie posters.  And not just any movie poster, but posters of billiards movies. Movies like The Hustler, The Color of Money, Poolhall Junkies, and…what else? Were there, in fact, other pool movies? I couldn’t readily decorate my billiards shrine with posters of just three movies.

The Hustler - Billiards MoviesSo, I officially began my investigative journey to research, and ultimately watch (as well as collect posters of) every movie in the “pool/billiards movie” genre.  As of this posting, I’ve discovered 45 billiards movies, 13 billiards “film shorts” (less than 30 minutes), 2 billiards movies in production, and 19 billiards TV shows or episodes about billiards.  To date, I’ve watched 23 of the movies or shorts, and continue in my quest to watch as many of the list as possible.

In subsequent posts, I will introduce you to each of these movies, both critiquing them and sharing random tidbits of info on them.  One final note: The fact that many of them are not particularly good in no way detracts from the joy of the quest to watch them all and become a self-proclaimed world expert (!!) on the pool/billiards movies genre.